John Mulaney Compares Parenting Son Malcolm, 3, to Working on Ellen DeGeneres’ Toxic Talk Show
John Mulaney is known for his razor-sharp wit — and his latest comparison is raising eyebrows and laughter in equal measure.
In a recent stand-up performance, the comedian jokingly compared parenting his 3-year-old son Malcolm to working on the famously “toxic” set of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, a workplace that made headlines for alleged behind-the-scenes drama and mistreatment of staff.
“Raising a toddler is like working on Ellen’s set in 2020,” Mulaney quipped. “You never know when someone’s gonna scream, cry, or throw something at you — and it’s probably going to be your fault.”
The crowd erupted in laughter, but the punchline hit with a sting of satire. Mulaney, who’s been open about his journey through rehab and newfound fatherhood, is clearly not afraid to blend brutal honesty with comedy.
Fans took to social media to react, with many calling the joke “peak Mulaney” and “hilariously savage.” Some even praised the comedian for keeping it real about the chaos of parenting small children.
“Toddlers are cute little tyrants,” one fan commented. “This is the most accurate description I’ve ever heard.”
While Ellen DeGeneres has since apologized for the environment reported by former staffers and stepped away from daytime TV, Mulaney’s jab serves as a reminder that pop culture moments live on — especially when turned into parenting metaphors.
One thing’s for sure: if Malcolm ever hears this bit in the future, he’ll know he kept Dad on his toes.